ONLY A MALAYSIAN CAN...

ONLY A MALAYSIAN CAN... An Indonesian, a Bangladeshi and a Malaysian Chinese are in a bar one night having a beer. The Indonesian finishes his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He brags, "In Jakarta our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice." The Bangladeshi is obviously impressed. When he finishes his beer, he throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." The Malaysian, cool as a cucumber, finishes his drink, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Indonesian & the Bangladeshi. He says "Tiu Nia Ma! In MALAYSIA we have so many Indon and Bangla that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."